I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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