new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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