Can Purell be used as lube?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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