Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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