Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Holy shit dude........stairs
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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