eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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