He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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