He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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