I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
