Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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