He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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