i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My nipple is on Facebook.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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