No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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