i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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