He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
