Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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