i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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