do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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