She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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