That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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