at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
BRING THE BAGELS
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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