This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
