HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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