Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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