so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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