..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
he was CRYING into my vagina
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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