I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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