im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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