She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My ass is underappreciated
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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