Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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