i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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