If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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