Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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