You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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