how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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