What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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