Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Randomize
