that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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