just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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