Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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