either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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