yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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