he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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