it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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