This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She's not a foreskin expert like you
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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