So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
this is an emotional support booty call
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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