just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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