i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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