with your own penis?
Please, let me fuck your mom
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
This is classic penis vs brain.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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