Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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