And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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