His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Acid is not a monday night drug
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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