you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Vodka?
Forever.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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