you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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