Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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